http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100503/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/us_us_nuclear_weapons
seriously?!!??!!?!!?
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Monday, May 3, 2010
it takes a real friend to tell you how it is.
and that got me thinking,
too much thought to really get into words
i asked myself, if i could have one wish what would it be?
like i'm on trial for ms. america
..if i could have one wish it would be so simple, yet seemingly impossible. but hey, IF right? i would wish the world to remember why we are all here. i would wish for us as a human race stop and take a breath of fresh air. look up from the tunnel, remember what planet you live on, the people you interact with. remember what it feels like to mess up, and make things right again. remember that even though life goes on, what is the meaning of it? you can choose to conform to the world that tells you not to think about 'meaningless things' or you can make a stand. and be the change. i wish the world would wake up, and that every individual would take a stand for what they believe, for what they were given, for what they were born into. this is planet earth, we inhabit, we take, we exploit. we can look and see the devastation all around us, but we keep going. when does it end? something has to give. i wish hope for peace.
now, i can wish this for everyone
but to wish you must actually believe
where do i stand?
i am guilty, just like the person reading.
should i waste away the day?
..only to still be waiting
i am forced to be a sitting duck.
i could choose to act, but it is not an option for me.
there are still moments
i've blocked out the major things
but the small things.. even..
i can't even share
i ask why someone would go to this
i am guilty, of being extreme.
two wrongs don't make a right.
it is almost embarrassing that i ever thought those things about you
i don't want to keep thinking about this.
it is lingering.
almost like a scar.
you made your mark, all right.
and that got me thinking,
too much thought to really get into words
i asked myself, if i could have one wish what would it be?
like i'm on trial for ms. america
..if i could have one wish it would be so simple, yet seemingly impossible. but hey, IF right? i would wish the world to remember why we are all here. i would wish for us as a human race stop and take a breath of fresh air. look up from the tunnel, remember what planet you live on, the people you interact with. remember what it feels like to mess up, and make things right again. remember that even though life goes on, what is the meaning of it? you can choose to conform to the world that tells you not to think about 'meaningless things' or you can make a stand. and be the change. i wish the world would wake up, and that every individual would take a stand for what they believe, for what they were given, for what they were born into. this is planet earth, we inhabit, we take, we exploit. we can look and see the devastation all around us, but we keep going. when does it end? something has to give. i wish hope for peace.
now, i can wish this for everyone
but to wish you must actually believe
where do i stand?
i am guilty, just like the person reading.
should i waste away the day?
..only to still be waiting
i am forced to be a sitting duck.
i could choose to act, but it is not an option for me.
there are still moments
i've blocked out the major things
but the small things.. even..
i can't even share
i ask why someone would go to this
i am guilty, of being extreme.
two wrongs don't make a right.
it is almost embarrassing that i ever thought those things about you
i don't want to keep thinking about this.
it is lingering.
almost like a scar.
you made your mark, all right.
Saturday, May 1, 2010
A man walks into a bar that has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about quantum physics and the Hadron Collider, bio mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, etc.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool!" He decides to test the robot.
He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, etc.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's Your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
"So," the robot says, very slowly. "Have you already volunteered to help Sarah Palin's 2012 presidential campaign?"
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about quantum physics and the Hadron Collider, bio mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, etc.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool!" He decides to test the robot.
He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, etc.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's Your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
"So," the robot says, very slowly. "Have you already volunteered to help Sarah Palin's 2012 presidential campaign?"
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